What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?